Wimminz on PoF are rarely acting alone, usually they are friends with other wimminz on PoF, and they compare notes. Wimminz on PoF often have more than one profile running at any one time. The fatter the skank is, the more she will lie about her bra cup size. Upper arms are always a good guide for those who favour the facebook cleavage style profile photo. If you see mismatched breast size and flabby upper arms, you’re staring at a stack of filters, not real tits.

Tits always look 4 cup sizes larger in a photo than in reality. Hands and necks are always a good guide to skin tone and age. Wimminz who describe themselves as being “very” anything never, ever, ever are, usually they are totally crap at whatever it is, from blowing cock to cooking, it doesn’t matter, this is a rule with no exceptions. Any bio badge of “very good” is a red flag, not a selling point.

Wimminz who appear on PoF in the early morning and late evenings have a family at home, no matter what the profile says, they have a family at home. Wimminz who use their profile to carry another message of any kind, e.g. breast cancer awareness, afdiggastan vet awareness, run the fuck away. Women who treat dating profiles like a soapbox are not there to meet, they’re there to virtue‑signal and waste your time.

“cunt” is a word you should use early and often, “pussy” is a word you should never use, and you should always correct a wimminz when she gets the terminology wrong. If she bails on you, so much the better, you just saved yourself a world of bullshit. Wimminz with photos showing their fingertips touching their face or mess are almost always Cluster B caliber disasters; run the fuck away before you get sucked into a self‑righteous, emotionally exhausting nightmare.